What You REALLY Didn't want to know.

I know. I said I would put this up last week after the other meme. There may have been a sojourn to Disneyland that put my inclination to blog on hold. I appologize.

However . . .

What has now been a couple weeks ago Anita Grace Howard tagged me in Greenwoman's Diabolical Panty Meme to end all memes (about underclothes)!

I won't be offended if you click on the back button right about now. I really won't.

Nonetheless:


What do you call your panties / underwear / undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?

Just 'underwear'. Every once in a while I have a boring answer for you. *Grins sheepishly while you all snort at the "once in a while"*

Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?

No. But I have had it before without the underwear.


What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?

Iron. What if a feary wanted to wear a pair?

If you were a pair of panties, what color would you be, and WHY?

Black and white stripes. To represent duality. And because black and white is the best possible combination of colors --becuase it is both all of them and none of them and just looks really cool.

Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?

Not unless I sleepwalk and don't know it, which is, I suppos,e a possibility but you would think at least one memeber of my household would have mentioned that habbit to me. The sleepwalking that is, not the underwear throwing. I would hope they wouldn't find out about that one. If it existed.

You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?

Wash some?

Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?

I don't beleive so. The image that comes to mind is a kangaroo in long johns.

If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?

"To be worn and not seen"

How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?

Three. One to provide the goat, one to provide the panties and one to provide the jokes. I volunteer for the final possition *pauses to a chorus on groans*

Tag Four People and tell them why you are being so cruel to them.
1. L.T. Host because you are foolish enough to invite me to join you at The Secret Archives of the Alliterati and I want to remind you what you are getting into.

2. Erin Kane Spock because you have the word bloomers in your blog tittle and I want to know what you will have to say about sixteenth century underwear.

3. L.G. Smith because this is my sick way of thanking you for the Stylish Blogger Award I have yet to pass along.

4. Laila Knight because you were brave enough to become my newest follower and I figured it would be best to get the embarassing part of our introductions out of the way as soon as possible.

Happy writing and enjoy your underwear!